It stares at its piece of paper, dries its slobbery maw on a nearby towel, and begins writing with its only appendage available: Its mouth. (display:"WormHome")(set:$woom to 1) You see the worm carefully put its pen into a small glass before turning towards you.

The final variable in sorting them is the frequency of use of the kanji in modern communication. Previous frequency lists were based on freely available old lists generated by counting occurrence of the kanji in a newspaper. These lists are outdated and heavily biased towards newspaper text.