(if:$shaman is 0)[[[Go into the purple tent|Shaman]]] (if:$worms is not 2)[[Go into the blue tent|Worms]] (if:$sales is 0)[[[Approach the salesman|Dildo]]] [[Back|Mall]] A number of stores lie on the edges of the mall, many of them repurposed and definitely clashing with the styles of their original intent. One of them is a purple-hued glass door leading to a darkened bar-like spot, the rest a flat black color. Plain, white text reads "Candidates Wanted".

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