On September 10th, I received an email from this email address: [email protected] Funny, am I right? Well, it gets better. I’m going to copy and paste the exact email this guy sent me: Dear Elliot, My dear, dear boy, You see this story may or may not be true but it could happen.

I am a bodiless viewpoint in blackness, unable to form a coherent thought. My mind is trapped in a vice. Something squeezes from all sides, not allowing me to think or remember or feel. It is a thousand times worse than the Prison. It lasts for an eternity.